Paw-corn

As I was making lunch for Landon and myself this afternoon, flipping flapjacks on the stove, I heard him say "Mom, my paw-corns not getting big". I am thinking, popcorn, how would he get popcorn, when would he get popcorn, it was making no sense because the popcorn is stored way up over his reach in the "little cabinets". I turned around and he is popping buttons on the microwave oven and pointing inside it, at the .........Quaker Oatmeal packet. So I ate him for lunch because he was so cute.