Saturday & Landers

On Saturday, I am going to get certified in First Aid & CPR and learn how perform a lobotomy. We might not have time to get to the lobotomy part, but it sure would be useful. 

So, Dad (if you are reading this) you will be happy to know that I will finally learn to save someone from choking- after all these years of running. 

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Spoken by Landers yesterday as he slumped away, looking sad:

"the trufe is, I am just arguing with everybody"