more from the mouth of babes...(edited)

I was reading to Landon from the VeggieTales book that he received from Barry & Iris, and there is the cutest little character in it named Laura- she is a carrot with blond pigtails....anyway....I asked him if he knew who it was and he said "No, who is it" so I told him that her name is Laura. He looked very surprised and said "Mom, her name matches my sister's."

And while he's running to the bathroom he usually yells "Mom! Potty!" so I assume he wants help. So I yell "I'm coming" and he yells "Anybody can't help me, I am my own help!"

I was playing bad guys with him and pretended I was calling the cops on him, and he stands with his arms outstretched in front of me and says "They'll NEVER stop me alive, I will stop them alive".