Saturday, March 22, 2008

Crime Scene Investigation



A large Bucket of Double Bubble has been breached and left opened and askew.

Evidence left behind points to:
a short person- needed a chair to gain access to the goods. Most likely approximately 42 inches tall.
In this "grab and run" type of case we find that usually the suspect is male. Females tend to clean up after themselves.
A quick search of the house yielded a suspect matching that description.
Suspect was questioned, subsequently pled guilty and said "I love you Officer Flitner" with a mouth full of bubblegum.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hahaha that is hilarious.