old stuff...

I'm going through very old emails and finding some cute anecdotes and jokes that we had sent to Gord when he was working down south:

Aug 11 '06'

from Adam to Gord:
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs who is........

just average? NORM
Covered in oil? DEREK
In a box with his arms and legs? KIT
Being stoned to death? ROCKY

What do you call 5 men with no arms and legs swimming with a woman? BOB, BOB, BOB, BOB, BOB, and ANN
(think Beach Boys.)
a guy who pretends to have no arms and legs? Josh

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Jan 27 '06 an email to Gord....
"Josh Volvano just called and it turns out he is the guest speaker toniight at
Manchester's treat. Adam has NO IDEA! Adam is at Alec's now and we are bringing Alec to
meeting. Yesterday we went to the Christain bookstore because Adam wanted to buy Alec a Bible. Adam
wrote "to Alec, from Adam, etc" in it and gave him one of his old Bible cases. Anyway- Adam is going to
FLIP when he realizes the speaker is Josh and that Alec gets to be there.

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Aug 31 '05
Derf had this friend Kyle last year in his class. Well there was an option to "loop"- stay with the kindergarten teacher as she was moving up to 1 st grade, and LOTS of the kids did it. ANyway, I asked him today if Kyle was in his class again and he said "yeah" and I said, "was he excited to see you?" and he says "well, we will have to re-friend because it has been so long since we saw each other".

Re-friend.