Landon

Landon and Grandpa have a little game that they've been playing since a year or two where Landon races him to his chair and sits in it first. Grandpa ends up removing him and holding him in his lap or sticks him on the couch. On Saturday, Grandpa picked him up and stuck him on the couch but was just a little too rough for Landon's liking. 

Landon: "You hurt my feelings" 

Grandpa: "I'm sorry, come back here, let me kiss your feelings."

Landon: "You can't kiss my feelings,  they are locked inside my head!"