Landonisms

As I am washing his face to go to school, he is trying to squirm away and says "Can't you give a guy a break?"

In morning meeting he holds his penguin up to me and asks "do you sprickin' zee english?" (think Penguins in the Madagascar movie)

And last night as I am pulling his pants up- therefore I am sort of hugging him he says "ahhhhh, the smell of romance!"

He asked Patti where the horse's belly button is. (Had to Google that one)

Told his teacher he loves her and MADE HER DAY!!

As he was brushing Chloe's coat (she is Stephanie's horse) he asks her "how has your day been so far, Chloe?"

Maria asked him "What part of "stop doing that" was not clear???" He says "why are you saying clear when you are not even in an airplane?" For any readers who do not know or care about airplanes: you holler "clear" just before you crank the engine so nobody becomes hamburger.

What a hoot this kid is!